Aouie's Journal

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Thing About AA Girls

Got this from my sister's blog. I modified it a bit though.

1. The AA girl has mastered the art of balancing a plate of pasta on top of a cup of iced tea, and eating it from there while standing or walking
2. The AA girl will bargain with the manangs in the cafeteria to get a larger quantity of food
3. The AA girl always look forward to being the last person to buy shake or iced tea or baked mac/spaghetti/carbonara/palabok from a manang because the manang will always give her excessive amounts of them, just so all the food would be finished. No extra charge
4. No matter how lady like AA girls are, when it's carbonara day, everyone runs to the cafeteria line
5. The AA girl has mastered the art of buying recess, eating, researching in the LRC, and doing the usual bathroom rituals all within the 20 minute recess period
6. When it comes to schoolwork, the AA girl has mastered the art of cramming
7. The AA girl's batch always dislikes the batches lower and higher than them
8. Most AA girls went through the "I like Sir Louie" stage and then vehemently deny they ever went through it
9. All AA girls love Sir Beni
10. AA girls never follow the 3-inches-below-the-knee skirt rule and the 2-inches-below-the-knot necktie rule
11. The younger the AA girl is, the shorter the skirt and the longer the necktie is and the older the AA girl gets, the longer the skirt and the shorter the necktie becomes
12. The AA girl will always be 'game' to sit ANYWHERE - the floor...the grass...the teachers table...the observer's table...regardless of who's around
13. The AA girl hates taga-bundok comments
14. The AA girl hates make tusok-tusok the fishball comments
15. AA girls are definitely not cono
16. Regardless of how many years an AA girl has studied in AA, she will always dread Ms De Vera's Assumption School Song quiz...she never gets it exactly right
17. Right after singing Lupang Hinirang, an AA girl will automatically raise her right hand (shoulder lever) to recite the Panatang Makabayan
18. There is a set dialogue between all AA students and Mrs. Aguilos after every Mass. It's so scripted it was as if you're pressing a rewind button:

Mrs. Aguilos: Alright... so did you sing well?
AA Girls: (screaming) YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! (stop)
Mrs. Aguilos: Did you participate in the mass well?
AA Girls: (screaming louder) YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! (stop)
Mrs. Aguilos: Alright. And BECAUSE...(pause)
AA Girls: (cheering) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! (stop)
Mrs. Aguilos: Its (place name of special occasion here)... (pause)
AA Girls: (cheering still) YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! (softens but is continuous)
Mrs. Aguilos: We are going to haaaave... (pause)
AA Girls: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
Mrs. Aguilos: ...a LOOONG RECESS!
AA Girls: (extreme cheering, laughing, rejoicing) YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO

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